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Sweet Things

by | April 23, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

It's like this guitar is trying to emulate the sound of sizzling fries, I wonder how it will sound for real ! Extra crispy crunch ? Anyway, me hungry ! Bolin Frybox Sweet Things guitar made by John Bolin of Bolin Guitars
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Darth Maul ESP

by | July 4, 2015 | Designs | 0 Comments

The eyes and mouth are so creepy... I can't decide whether I like it or not ! This is a custom ESP guitar featuring Star Wars character Darth Maul. The guitar was originally a George Lynch model that was modified by carving Darth Maul's face into the body using a...
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The Weirdest Strat Ever ?

by | February 27, 2014 | Designs | 3 Comments

Apparently made by the firm Grassroots by ESP
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This Guitar Tells you How Fast you Can Play ?

by | December 8, 2011 | Designs | 0 Comments

Use this guitar only if you're ready to rock...and roll at high speeds! Though shredders might like this speedometer guitar, they might end up frustrated when they'll realize they ain't as fast as they thought !
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Too Much Pickguard Material?

by | August 20, 2011 | Designs | 2 Comments

You're customizing your acoustic guitar. Say you want to add a pickguard because it will protect your guitar, and it will look cool. You proceed. You sculpt the coolest shape you can. Obviously, you'll screw the pickguard because glue is overrated. And then you think...
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KFC Guitar

by | June 15, 2014 | Designs | 1 Comment

The rumor has it that Buckethead said "Now that's a finger-lickin' good guitar!" when presented with the KFC guitar ! Anyway, that may be not the best body shape ever but chicken picking should work very well on this instrument !
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The Original Guitar Used on Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train ?

by | October 21, 2011 | Designs | 1 Comment

Japanese artist Akihiro Morohoshi built miniature train models for years. Then he started installing them on everyday objects including on guitars. Hence this Crazy Train Stratocaster that was obviously not used by Randy Rhoads on Ozzy's Crazy Train. Too bad though,...
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This Bass is Armed and Dangerous. Set Phasers to Jam!

by | March 13, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

A bass is for the Trekkies with a body shaped like a Klingon Bird of Prey, and a headstock shaped like the Enterprise.

Warning : Don’t wear that red shirt to play this bass or it’ll vaporize you !

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C-3PO Guitar

by | April 11, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

Ready for Shred Wars ? This is C-3PO action figure carrying case from Star Wars repurposed as a functional electric guitar with a Behringer neck. The case still opens and talks, with C-3PO saying three different phrases. That last feature must be so annoying ! C-3PO's...
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The Bum Guitar

by | March 19, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

Everything is so wrong with this guitar... I guess it was supposed to be an hommage to the female body, it is hilariously creepy instead ! Butt cheeks on the front of the guitar. Boobs on the back of the guitar. A foot-shaped headstock ! If you want to know more about...
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Pizza Hero… The Worst Gig Ever for a Guitarist?

Pizza Hero… The Worst Gig Ever for a Guitarist?

He looks like he's enjoying this gig so much ! Looks like this guy's finally living his dream of being a guitar god, even if it's just a Little Caesars sign. But hey, who needs a band and a real guitar when you've got a Hot 'n' Ready cardboard axe and the power of...

ElectricMan Steve : He Has no Pedalboard… He is the Pedalboard!

ElectricMan Steve : He Has no Pedalboard… He is the Pedalboard!

  Some would say it's not really a guitar fail but ElectricMan Steve' rig is so wacky anyway! Electric Man Steve, a musician from Philadelphia, has been entertaining audiences with his unique rig for the past 20 years. In 1982 at the Philadelphia Folk Festival,...

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