When Life Gets Loud, Get Louder
When life gets too loud, you have two choices: turn it down or grab a guitar and become part of the problem.
Metal Explained (Violently)
Angst + distortion + double bass pedal = Metal. Add a pointy guitar and excessive velocity… the equation checks out.
Guitar = Happiness. That’s It.
Give a man a guitar, and he’ll be happy for a day. No wisdom, philosophy or further explanation required. More guitars, however, may be necessary.
Harm the Omelets™ : Tom Moreggo’s New Guitar Day
A Fender signature guitar, a misread slogan and some hippos mysteriously turning into fried eggs. Meet Harm the Omelets™.
GuitarFailCard : For Everything Your Bank Account Won’t Let You Buy
For everything your heart says yes to and your bank account very firmly doesn’t. Meet the GuitarFailCard™.
Self-Sustaining Angry Pedalboard
When your pedalboard has more anger issues than you do, feedback takes on a whole new meaning.
No Soloing Day
One day. No solos. No noodling. No excuses. Can your inner lead guitarist survive the challenge?
The Guitar Fail Practice Routine
Tune guitar. Play riff. Get distracted. Eat snack. Watch tutorials. Repeat. The Guitar Fail practice routine, scientifically mapped.
Shredders Sighted : Enter Jam at Your Own Risk
Shredders have been sighted in the area. Enter the jam at your own risk.
Life and Death of a Guitar String
From twangy goodness to biohazard mess: the completely scientific lifecycle of a guitar string.
The Callus Crew Support Group
Sore fingertips? Emotional distress? Welcome to The Callus Crew support group for guitarists in pain.
Ghost-Noting (We’re Going in a Different Musical Direction.)
Ghost-Noting : A Proven Method for Harmonic Decluttering? A gentle way to tell a note “Thank you for your Interest in This chord”? Let’s find out !