Let’s indulge Guitar Fail’s guitars-food fetish ! Let’s explore the corny side of guitar design !
Meet the “Dirty Burst,” a 1960 Gibson Les Paul that emerged from a closet, battered and bruised; and now the star of a real-life guitar soap opera.
It’s a tale of craftsmanship vs. judgement. Let’s try to unravel the mysteries of this twisted and modified 1971 Gibson Les Paul !
Whisky on the rocks ! A secret stash… Could it be the ultimate Telecaster upgrade ?
Whoever crafted this ducky duck of bass decided that ducks were the epitome of quirkiness and musical excellence. Who can argue with that logic ?
You’ve probably seen your fair share of guitar shapes. This one is a true testament to the unapologetic madness that thrives within the guitar community.
This guitar looks like it’s been through some serious partying ! I mean, it probably has more stories to tell than Keith Richards !
Let your instrument do the talking ! You know what they say, the bigger the mouth, the bigger the sound. Or not…
Does it have an onboard effect that throws in a few random “D’oh!”? That would be a nice Homer Simpson’s touch to infuse your music with laughter and joy.
Just be prepared for a workout if you plan on rocking out all night long. But hey, you’ll have arms like Schwarzenegger in no time.
Did they use a rusty handsaw found in the depths of a long-forgotten toolbox? Or perhaps just a pair of scissors? It’s a mystery that will remain unsolved.
In case you get hungry during the jam session ! No problem ! Take a break, scoop up some ice cream with your teaspoon vibrato arm, and satisfy your sweet tooth.