GUITAR FAIL STUDIES IN GUITAROLOGY
Department of Absurd Ideas & Guitar Mayhem !
MORE GUITAR FAIL STUDIES IN GUITAROLOGY
Jazz Explained (Approximately) by Guitar Fail Math 101
Jazz = Improvisation / (Structure – Boundaries). A perfect equation that finally explains jazz… and why nobody knows where “one” is.
Ghost-Noting (We’re Going in a Different Musical Direction.)
Ghost-Noting : A Proven Method for Harmonic Decluttering? A gentle way to tell a note “Thank you for your Interest in This chord”? Let’s find out !
Brace Your Neck: The Metal Guitarist Stance Explained
Headbanging is just the start. Discover the disciplined stance of the metal guitarist: Mayhem outside, control inside.
The Three-Point Anchoring System of Classical Guitar Immobility
Lesson 2 of Guitarist Postures & Motions: the Classical stance. Anchoring, tension, and the eternal battle between precision and panic.
Country Music Explained (Badly) by Guitar Fail Math 101
Lesson Two of Guitar Fail Math 101: the Country Equation. Trucks, heartbreak, Telecasters, steel guitars… and Ulysses discovering twang.
How to Stand Like a Punk Rock Guitarist (Science Says So)
Master the art of punk rock guitar stances: downstrokes, headbanging, low-slung guitars, and a high risk of chaos (and injury). Class dismissed!
Guitar Fail Lexicon: Guitired (And Proud of It?)
Guitired: when you scroll through guitar memes and tutorials instead of practicing. A real guitarist condition, now officially defined.
GUITAR FAIL SHENANIGANS
One-off Guitar Fail creations, visual jokes, fake products and assorted nonsense that haven’t accidentally become a series. Yet.
Harm the Omelets™ : Tom Moreggo’s New Guitar Day
A Fender signature guitar, a misread slogan and some hippos mysteriously turning into fried eggs. Meet Harm the Omelets™.
Self-Sustaining Angry Pedalboard
When your pedalboard has more anger issues than you do, feedback takes on a whole new meaning.
Guitar Fail Geometry 101: The Perfect Rocking Angles
Welcome to Guitar Fail Geometry 101! Discover why the right angles aren’t just for math class… They’re the key to rocking out without falling flat.
SPIN THE GUITAR FAIL DISASTER WHEEL
Random Guitar Hall of Fail…
BLUNDER-BUSTING GUIDES
Practical How (Not) To Guides To Hack It ‘Til You Make It Or Break It!
String Theory : How to Choose Your Guitar Strings Gauge ? A Quick Guide for the Plucking Perplexed
A simple guide that will help you search inside the Pandora’s Box of string gauges, and strum your way to string success.
A Simple Few-Steps Guide on How to Clean Your Guitar’s Fretboard
A dirty fretboard can negatively impact the sound of your guitar and make it more difficult to play. Here are the few steps you need to clean your fretboard.
GUITAR GOOF CHRONICLES
Guitar Tales & Stories No One Asked For…
Blast from the Past: The Curious Case of the Stratosphere Guitar!
What if the Stratosphere took over the Fender Stratocaster? Maybe the guitar world would’ve been a different place… A look back at an almost-legendary guitar.
Jeff Beck’s Guitar That Almost Was: The Ibanez Strat-a-Paul Misfire
This is the story of Jeff Beck and Ibanez, and a guitar that almost was: a hybrid dream prototype that combined two guitars and has since faded into oblivion.
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THE SACRED GUITAR FAIL VAULT
Museum of Misfits & Permanent Collection of Wrong… a.k.a the Guitar Fail archives!
The Plankcaster: a Modernist Sculpture With String Tension Issues
It’s got strings, a bridge, and something that might have been a body in a past life. Maybe it’s an IKEA concept model gone wrong, maybe?
The “Wasp” Viking Relic You Didn’t Know You Needed
Possibly the weirdest thing to ever pop up on Reverb. Is it worth every cent? Absolutely! If you’re planning to lead a Viking band into glorious R’n’R conquest.
Jackson Kaiju Guitar: The Beast That Might Just Eat You
Sharp teeth? Check. Nose-horn that looks like it could pierce through your amplifier? Double-check. The Jackson Kaiju Custom is terrifying!


