I don’t know what to think about this Kabson guitar. Yeah, it looks like a cabbage. I mean, who needs a traditional guitar shape when you can have a vegetable as your instrument?
I bet the people at Kabson are saying, “Only a Kabson is green enough!” I mean, who needs a boring old guitar shape when you can have one that doubles as a healthy snack? It’s like killing two birds with one stone, or in this case, shredding two notes with one chord.
Needless to say that you’d have to try the CABbAGE tuning with this Kabson. It should be perfect for playing all your favorite leafy green tunes. “Broccoli Woman”, “Stairway to Brussels Sprouts”… The possibilities are endless.
But the real question is, can you use the leftover cabbage leaves to make coleslaw after the gig? I mean, that would be the ultimate in eco-friendliness. And let’s be real, after playing a Kabson, you’re gonna want a snack.
So, I wouldn’t knock the Kabson cabbage guitar until I’ve tried it. It might just be the future of guitar design.You never know. I mean, who needs a boring old regular guitar when you can have one that reminds you to eat your vegetables?