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The Original Guitar Used on Ozzy Osbourne’s Crazy Train ?

by | October 21, 2011 | Designs | 1 Comment

Japanese artist Akihiro Morohoshi built miniature train models for years. Then he started installing them on everyday objects including on guitars. Hence this Crazy Train Stratocaster that was obviously not used by Randy Rhoads on Ozzy's Crazy Train. Too bad though,...
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The Ebow 3-String Bass

by | February 8, 2013 | Designs | 3 Comments

So, is it a real or fake instrument from Jens Ritter Instruments ? Although it looks like a sci fi movie prop there is something intriguing about the 3 ebows ! That must give a hell of a sound !
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That Bigsby is Confusing !

by | February 24, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

Must be the work of a Hendrix / SRV fan working at the assembly line ! We are quite sure that it's not the best setting for a Bigsby ! Based on the Bigsby and the upside down G, this guitar is most probably a knock-off of the Gretsch G6120 Eddie Cochran signature with...
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Tooth Shaped Guitar !

by | December 18, 2012 | Designs | 0 Comments

If I had this guitar I would play it with a brush pick !! Brush guitar pick... That would be a cool item, right ? I have to confess, a tooth-shaped guitar would be perfect for me to combine my fear of dentists with my love of music. I mean why not make all my dental...
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The Most Annoying Christmas Gift ? A Guitar Shaped Like Santa Claus !

by | March 15, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

A guitar shaped like Santa and a built-in speaker. Let’s hope it doesn’t have a “ho ho ho” button to put that speaker to use !

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Where’s That Damn Volume Knob ?

by | October 13, 2016 | Designs | 0 Comments

A map and a user's manual are required to use that bass ! The bass is clearly an Alembic bass. Alembic made some basses with a sick number of control knobs and switches. Yet, it is unclear it this bass is a real bass - a Pinterest user says it is a Mark King 5 Omega...
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Cupcakes on a Guitar… Yummy !

by | July 22, 2015 | Designs | 0 Comments

Wait, WHAT ? These are not cupcakes shaped knobs ? I don't know about you but whatever these are, I'm not sure I want to be licking my guitar knobs, even if they do look that delicious. Looks like a recipe for a sticky mess.
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This is an ESP, is it ?

by | December 14, 2012 | Designs | 0 Comments

Just in case you didn't remember which brand it is. I like the ESP URL too ! Next step, put a QR Code and let's roll... Well, in case you're still wondering... This is an ESP Flag 30th anniversary guitar. It has an alder body, and a maple neck with a rosewood...
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It Looks Like a Guitar But I Don’t Know What it is…

by | September 2, 2011 | Designs | 4 Comments

Is it a guitar ? Is it a synth ? Is it some sort of ancient alien weapon that could destroy the Earth ? I don't think I want to know anyway !
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Strato-can-ster

by | January 19, 2012 | Designs | 0 Comments

A 20-Litre Land Rover jerrycan makes a very nice and big cigar box guitar... or should I say gas can guitar ? And if you want it to be amazing, just go for a Strat pickguard loaded with HSS pickups ! Fill the can with gas... Light a match... Hell no ! Don't be crazy,...
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Dicktortion Pedal

Dicktortion Pedal

Mar 30, 2012 |

It would hurt me everytime I'll stomp on this pedal ! But, let's imagine what a Dicktortion pedal would do... Introducing the Dicktortion pedal, the ultimate...

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Mama Wants to Kill Your Guitar

Mar 29, 2012 |

Poor dude... His mommy doesn't like guitar at all ! May I ask what way your life is contributing to society as you sit here day after day after day ? What a...

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The Almost Perfect Pedalboard

The Almost Perfect Pedalboard

Mar 27, 2012 |

Mmmmh... Something is missing in this pedalboard. Yeah, that's it : a Bass Crusher ! Then it will be the ultimate pedalboard for any guitarist out there ! The...

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