Kock Centaur Pedal

The Kock pedal: because you can’t afford the real Klon Centaur, but you can still pretend you’re playing through a piece of gear that’s not a cheap clone. Who needs the real thing when you can have a clone, right ? It’s not like Rule 34 applies...

What Doorbell ? What we Need is More Cowbell !

Honestly, the world needs more cowbell, and less doorbell. But hey, that’s just me ! Too bad Boss themselves didn’t came out with this DB-2 Doorbell thing. After all, they’ve made a Boss pedal mouse in the past. But as of now, it looks like Gear Ant...

Ned Flangers

I could buy this Ned Flangers pedal just because of the awesome pun and the googly eyes ! I don’t even have to know how it sounds ! Shut up and take my money ! Source

The Turd Fuzz

Dr No released the best worst pedal ever : the Turd Fuzz for that shitty sound ! I’m not sure if the Turd Fuzz pedal is supposed to make your guitar sound better or just make you want to take a dump. Either way, let’s hope it doesn’t make your guitar...

SansTalent TB2 – Talent / Skill Booster

I definitely need one ! Introducing the SansTalent TB2 Talent/Skill Booster pedal! This pedal is perfect for guitar players who want to sound like they have talent and skill without putting in the work. The four knobs labeled “Skill Level,”...