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KFC Guitar

by | June 15, 2014 | Designs | 1 Comment

The rumor has it that Buckethead said "Now that's a finger-lickin' good guitar!" when presented with the KFC guitar ! Anyway, that may be not the best body shape ever but chicken picking should work very well on this instrument !
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Ibanez Djent Special Custom Guitar

by | October 3, 2012 | Designs | 4 Comments

Finally a guitar I could use easily ! One very low string, 5 frets, two active humbuckers... What else do you need to djent ? Source
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Pigskin Guitar

by | July 7, 2015 | Designs | 0 Comments

A pig rectum slide would be perfect for this creepy pigskin guitar ! According to Mike Riggs (ex-Rob Zombie), the owner of this creepy thing, the Pigskin guitar is a Fernandes guitar that was modified by a leather shop in Springfield, Missouri to have a pig skin...
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The Wollerman Monster Guitar

by | February 24, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

Read the full story of the Wollerman Monster Guitars, told by the builder Mark Wollerman - Source So a customer came to Wollerman's shop one day in search of something crazy and different. So he requested a unique design. Wollerman took a few days to come up with the...
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You Don’t Wanna Mess With These Guys…

by | August 10, 2011 | Designs | 3 Comments

No you don't ! I wouldn't want to mess with them, they look like they can chop down a tree or a foe with equal ease. Looks like they're ready to rock the stage, and possibly conquer a planet or two. I'm pretty sure they're in the wrong band, they should be in a...
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They Say Guitar Has a Feminine Body Shape…

by | April 24, 2012 | Designs | 16 Comments

Kozm guitars took it way too literally !! This guitar not only has a feminine body shape but it also has nipples, and a clit !! This guitar by Jeff Kosmoski aka Kozm Guitars is the SB-3. This is the first design he came up with using 3D CAD solid-modeling programs....
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Zerberus Poledancer Guitar

by | September 24, 2013 | Designs | 0 Comments

Wait... WHAT ?? The Poledancer is the work of German builder Zerberus Gitarren. This one is not customers order. According to the builder, It was made over a 9-month period as a project for the sake of trying new designs and pleasure of making.Don't be fooled by its...
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Agent Mulder is on this Case !

by | May 20, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

Looks like someone's guitar has finally made contact. I want to believe that Agent Mulder is on the case because it definitely looks like his nightmare guitar ! This Martin Alien Guitar is the result of a collaboration between Martin Guitars and artist Michael...
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Driving Slow and Strumming Hard : The Cadillac Guitar Experience ?

by | March 22, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

Playing this guitar is like driving a classic car. It’s slow, cumbersome, and hard to handle. The only difference is that, at least, the Caddy looks good. 

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Where’s That Damn Volume Knob ?

by | October 13, 2016 | Designs | 0 Comments

A map and a user's manual are required to use that bass ! The bass is clearly an Alembic bass. Alembic made some basses with a sick number of control knobs and switches. Yet, it is unclear it this bass is a real bass - a Pinterest user says it is a Mark King 5 Omega...
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Museum of Misfits & Permanent Collection of Wrong… a.k.a the Guitar Fail archives!

The Turd Fuzz

The Turd Fuzz

Feb 27, 2017 |

Dr No released the best worst pedal ever : the Turd Fuzz for that shitty sound ! I'm not sure if the Turd Fuzz pedal is supposed to make your guitar sound...

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Stratocaster Cosplay

Stratocaster Cosplay

Feb 26, 2017 |

It is common knowledge that adding a wired Stratocaster pickguard to an acoustic guitar is the guarantee to get the best of both worlds... In an alternate...

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Ybanez Guitar

Ybanez Guitar

Feb 14, 2017 |

5string guitar ? Must be some very ancient Keith Richards' prototype with the very famous Ybanez Guitars from Japan ! Source

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Dreamland Guitar

Dreamland Guitar

Feb 8, 2017 |

Dreamland is the actual name of the guitar. Let's put the art aside - some may like it, some may not - but what's with the pickups placement !? Aesthetic...

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