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This Bass is Armed and Dangerous. Set Phasers to Jam!

by | March 13, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

A bass is for the Trekkies with a body shaped like a Klingon Bird of Prey, and a headstock shaped like the Enterprise.

Warning : Don’t wear that red shirt to play this bass or it’ll vaporize you !

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Dracula’s Guitar ?

by | May 17, 2013 | Designs | 1 Comment

Skull guitars are always kind of funny. This one is even funnier with the pointy vampire teeth ! I guess it's perfect for that Goth-rock band you're in. Skulls and Bones ? The Tombstone Troubadours ? The Vampire Vibes ? Can't wait to see the drum set shaped like a...
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Cupcakes on a Guitar… Yummy !

by | July 22, 2015 | Designs | 0 Comments

Wait, WHAT ? These are not cupcakes shaped knobs ? I don't know about you but whatever these are, I'm not sure I want to be licking my guitar knobs, even if they do look that delicious. Looks like a recipe for a sticky mess.
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Yet Another Toilet Seat Guitar

by | June 5, 2013 | Designs | 1 Comment

Have you ever wondered what's the motivation to build a toilet seat guitar ? Once upon a time, there was a man named Bob who had a passion for music and a love for all things toilet-related. One day, while sitting on the throne, inspiration struck him like a...
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18-string Djent Monster !

by | January 28, 2018 | Designs | 0 Comments

First, the Fender 9 necks guitar. Now, the Ormsby Jared Dines 18-string djent monster. I guess it's fair to say that NAMM 2018 has turned into a NAMM freak show ! Source : Music Radar
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The Most Annoying Christmas Gift ? A Guitar Shaped Like Santa Claus !

by | March 15, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

A guitar shaped like Santa and a built-in speaker. Let’s hope it doesn’t have a “ho ho ho” button to put that speaker to use !

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Once Upon a Time, a Telecaster Met a Flyrig…

by | March 23, 2016 | Designs | 1 Comment

... and BAM ! Introducing the Telecaster-Flyrig hybrid, the ultimate choice for musicians who can't decide whether investing in a guitar or a pedalboard. Just make sure you have an extra set of legs or hands to use the board. I wonder if it is easy to use !
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Casio EG-5 Cassette Guitar

by | February 15, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

The Casio EG-5 electric guitar from the 80s is a plastic-bodied six-string with a built-in stereo cassette recorder, amp and speaker. It sure looks like the perfect way to show everyone that you're a guitar player in the '80s but stuck in the future. Or the other way...
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They Say Guitar Has a Feminine Body Shape…

by | April 24, 2012 | Designs | 16 Comments

Kozm guitars took it way too literally !! This guitar not only has a feminine body shape but it also has nipples, and a clit !! This guitar by Jeff Kosmoski aka Kozm Guitars is the SB-3. This is the first design he came up with using 3D CAD solid-modeling programs....
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Enough Strings is Enough !!

by | July 7, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

24-string bass guitar madness... Meet Godzilla aka Prat Basses Godzilla C3-WTF-24 24-string Bass ! In 2014, Chris Cardone, owner of Kalium strings, asked for help in building the largest bass guitar possible. The luthiers at Prat Basses took on the challenge. Together...
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GUITAR GOOF CHRONICLES

Guitar Tales & Stories No One Asked For…

Pizza Hero… The Worst Gig Ever for a Guitarist?

Pizza Hero… The Worst Gig Ever for a Guitarist?

He looks like he's enjoying this gig so much ! Looks like this guy's finally living his dream of being a guitar god, even if it's just a Little Caesars sign. But hey, who needs a band and a real guitar when you've got a Hot 'n' Ready cardboard axe and the power of...

ElectricMan Steve : He Has no Pedalboard… He is the Pedalboard!

ElectricMan Steve : He Has no Pedalboard… He is the Pedalboard!

  Some would say it's not really a guitar fail but ElectricMan Steve' rig is so wacky anyway! Electric Man Steve, a musician from Philadelphia, has been entertaining audiences with his unique rig for the past 20 years. In 1982 at the Philadelphia Folk Festival,...

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