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7 Animal-Inspired Guitars That Will Leave You Howling with Laughter

by | May 5, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

A safari through they untamed world of animal-shaped guitars. You never know what kind of beast you might find lurking in the depths of the guitar jungle!

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Where’s That Damn Volume Knob ?

by | October 13, 2016 | Designs | 0 Comments

A map and a user's manual are required to use that bass ! The bass is clearly an Alembic bass. Alembic made some basses with a sick number of control knobs and switches. Yet, it is unclear it this bass is a real bass - a Pinterest user says it is a Mark King 5 Omega...
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18-string Djent Monster !

by | January 28, 2018 | Designs | 0 Comments

First, the Fender 9 necks guitar. Now, the Ormsby Jared Dines 18-string djent monster. I guess it's fair to say that NAMM 2018 has turned into a NAMM freak show ! Source : Music Radar
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That V Couldn’t Fly…

by | February 13, 2013 | Designs | 0 Comments

... So they've added an angel to carry it ? In case you were wondering, this is an ESP Angel Classic V ! Of course it is an ESP ! It was made by the ESP custom shop for guitarist Toshihiko Takamizawa (The Alfee). The guitar has a quilted maple top and an alder back....
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The Old Crapper Bedpan Guitar

by | September 22, 2011 | Designs | 1 Comment

The Old Crapper's axe really makes a statement, right? Sound like crap, and never be sorry anymore ! Old Crapper Bedpan Guitar - Source
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Unleash Your Inner Veggie with the Kabson Cabbage Guitar

by | April 24, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

The Kabson cabbage guitar has to be the future of guitar design, a leafy green revolution and maybe the way to a healthier you !

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Frankensteinish SG Jazzmaster Guitar

by | January 16, 2015 | Designs | 0 Comments

Weird Frankenstein guitar, right ? These Big G III guitars were made by Dillion Guitars. Obviously, they were discontinued at the request of Gibson Guitars !
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Red Hot Chili Peppers Stratocaster

by | August 26, 2011 | Designs | 0 Comments

Let's hope it will remain as a photoshop guitar for ever ! Introducing the newest addition to the guitar world: the Red Hot Chili Pepper Guitar! This guitar is not only a feast for the ears, but also for the eyes. Shaped as a giant red chili pepper, this instrument is...
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ESPerm Guitar

by | June 27, 2019 | Designs | 0 Comments

I would be afraid to see baby riffs coming out of this insemination guitar ! Not sure if this guitar is meant to be played or used as a biology lesson. Custom painted ESP ? "Are you ready to rock ?" he shouts to the crowd "Yeaaaah" cheers the crowd "Are your ready to...
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The Illegitimate Child of an Explorer and a Flying V

by | December 15, 2012 | Designs | 1 Comment

The Heritage X Terminator is a piece of guitar history. According to Heritage, there were only maybe a couple dozen made or less... Still, that V pickguard in that position is enough to qualify this guitar as a fail !! The Heritage X Terminator guitar is a rare and...
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Museum of Misfits & Permanent Collection of Wrong… a.k.a the Guitar Fail archives!

I Got a Bohner !

I Got a Bohner !

Jul 30, 2011 |

From Guitar Omnivore A Bohner guitar of course! Even that little logo dude looks very excited or maybe he's just happy. No matter how hard I try not to, I...

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Holy Strat !

Holy Strat !

Jul 30, 2011 |

This Stratocaster is obviously a reference to the biblical Golgotha. But all this bling makes it look more like a Goldgotha ! Let's not talk about the hill...

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WTF Les Paul Mod

WTF Les Paul Mod

Jul 30, 2011 |

This Gibson Les Paul 59 was heavily modified to be used as a left-handed guitar. It doesn't look that comfortable to play but who knows ?

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Is it Fur? Is it Mold?

Is it Fur? Is it Mold?

Jul 29, 2011 |

I want to say fur. Really. But there is no way to completely exclude the hypothesis that this Flying V guitar is afflicted with a very bad case of mold !

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