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Enough Strings is Enough !!

by | July 7, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

24-string bass guitar madness... Meet Godzilla aka Prat Basses Godzilla C3-WTF-24 24-string Bass ! In 2014, Chris Cardone, owner of Kalium strings, asked for help in building the largest bass guitar possible. The luthiers at Prat Basses took on the challenge. Together...
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Pizza Box Guitar… But Where is the Olive ?

by | August 3, 2011 | Designs | 1 Comment

Promotional guitars are not that rare. The Original Grandiosa Metal Guitar is a one-of-a-kind instrument though. Why shape it like a pizza box and not like a pizza ? It certainly is to make sure to turn heads. Once your eyes are on it, you can't escape from the huge...
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ESPerm Guitar

by | June 27, 2019 | Designs | 0 Comments

I would be afraid to see baby riffs coming out of this insemination guitar ! Not sure if this guitar is meant to be played or used as a biology lesson. Custom painted ESP ? "Are you ready to rock ?" he shouts to the crowd "Yeaaaah" cheers the crowd "Are your ready to...
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C-3PO Guitar

by | April 11, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

Ready for Shred Wars ? This is C-3PO action figure carrying case from Star Wars repurposed as a functional electric guitar with a Behringer neck. The case still opens and talks, with C-3PO saying three different phrases. That last feature must be so annoying ! C-3PO's...
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The Illegitimate Child of an Explorer and a Flying V

by | December 15, 2012 | Designs | 1 Comment

The Heritage X Terminator is a piece of guitar history. According to Heritage, there were only maybe a couple dozen made or less... Still, that V pickguard in that position is enough to qualify this guitar as a fail !! The Heritage X Terminator guitar is a rare and...
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Guitar Shapes Gone Wild: How to Turn a Classic Flying V into a Reverse Flying WTF ?

by | March 29, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

The Black Rock Reverse Flying V should be perfect for any guitarist who wants to stand out from the flock.

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Frankensteinish SG Jazzmaster Guitar

by | January 16, 2015 | Designs | 0 Comments

Weird Frankenstein guitar, right ? These Big G III guitars were made by Dillion Guitars. Obviously, they were discontinued at the request of Gibson Guitars !
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They Say Guitar Has a Feminine Body Shape…

by | April 24, 2012 | Designs | 16 Comments

Kozm guitars took it way too literally !! This guitar not only has a feminine body shape but it also has nipples, and a clit !! This guitar by Jeff Kosmoski aka Kozm Guitars is the SB-3. This is the first design he came up with using 3D CAD solid-modeling programs....
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Pigskin Guitar

by | July 7, 2015 | Designs | 0 Comments

A pig rectum slide would be perfect for this creepy pigskin guitar ! According to Mike Riggs (ex-Rob Zombie), the owner of this creepy thing, the Pigskin guitar is a Fernandes guitar that was modified by a leather shop in Springfield, Missouri to have a pig skin...
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Guitar for Shrek

by | December 7, 2011 | Designs | 0 Comments

Not shred... Shrek! This guitar was on ebay... Not much information about it though.
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I Got a Bohner !

I Got a Bohner !

Jul 30, 2011 |

From Guitar Omnivore A Bohner guitar of course! Even that little logo dude looks very excited or maybe he's just happy. No matter how hard I try not to, I...

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Holy Strat !

Holy Strat !

Jul 30, 2011 |

This Stratocaster is obviously a reference to the biblical Golgotha. But all this bling makes it look more like a Goldgotha ! Let's not talk about the hill...

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WTF Les Paul Mod

WTF Les Paul Mod

Jul 30, 2011 |

This Gibson Les Paul 59 was heavily modified to be used as a left-handed guitar. It doesn't look that comfortable to play but who knows ?

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Is it Fur? Is it Mold?

Is it Fur? Is it Mold?

Jul 29, 2011 |

I want to say fur. Really. But there is no way to completely exclude the hypothesis that this Flying V guitar is afflicted with a very bad case of mold !

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