Jump !

Now imagine the disaster if someone jumped on this trampoline ! That wonderful collection of 40+ nice guitars would be in jeopardy ! Also, what’s with that thing that look like a cut-off hand ?

Parenthood for Guitar Nerds

Parenthood is gonna be way funnier now ! Why settle for boring old pacifiers when you can give your baby a Stratocaster volume knob pacifier. That way your baby can enjoy a taste of rock and roll while you enjoy the silence of your home !