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How Weird it is ?

by | July 13, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

Too weird for me ! This guitar has some mushy squishy quality that definitely makes it look like it escaped from some David Cronenberg's nightmare. Source
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Gelvin Road Kill Guitar

by | April 16, 2014 | Designs | 3 Comments

Now that's a quite disturbing design ! I like the eyeballs volume and tone control knobs but I would be afraid to use them... They look too squishy for my tastes. Well, the whole guitar looks kind of squishy anyway. Perfect axe for a horror metal band. As a matter of...
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The Zhitomir Guitar: A Soviet Masterpiece or a Deadly Weapon?

by | May 1, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

The Zh guitar is not for the faint of heart. It’s like the devil’s own instrument. And from what we’ve heard, it’s like Satan himself is playing a giant bucket.

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That V Couldn’t Fly…

by | February 13, 2013 | Designs | 0 Comments

... So they've added an angel to carry it ? In case you were wondering, this is an ESP Angel Classic V ! Of course it is an ESP ! It was made by the ESP custom shop for guitarist Toshihiko Takamizawa (The Alfee). The guitar has a quilted maple top and an alder back....
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Swing That Riff With a Tennis Racket Guitar

by | April 10, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

Do you remember when you were a kid pretending to play guitar with a tennis racket ? I know you did because I did it too ! Well now you can do that with an actual tennis racket guitar from Swinger Guitars... Not sure I want one but it sure looks funny !
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This Guitar is a Workhorse

by | September 11, 2012 | Designs | 0 Comments

Am I the only to see a dick-shaped cantle ? Salt River Baritone guitar by Fish Guitar - Source
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Dog Guitar

by | September 20, 2016 | Designs | 0 Comments

Looks like Lucy the Dog-tar has found the ultimate stage position, hanging from the headstock by the neck. I guess this is one way to make sure your guitar stays in tune. Pretty sure that it was supposed to be cute but I can't help but see a hanging dog there ! It's...
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This Bass is Armed and Dangerous. Set Phasers to Jam!

by | March 13, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

A bass is for the Trekkies with a body shaped like a Klingon Bird of Prey, and a headstock shaped like the Enterprise.

Warning : Don’t wear that red shirt to play this bass or it’ll vaporize you !

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You Can’t Tell the Female Form by Looking at the Butt

by | November 14, 2011 | Designs | 2 Comments

Spotted at Etsy... It is supposed to be a female form acoustic guitar. You know... They had to add details, because the curvaceous shape of a guitar is not reminiscent enough of a fantasized woman's hourglass figure, hahaha ! You can watch and hear the guitar on...
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Like a Guitar in the Wind

by | September 30, 2016 | Designs | 0 Comments

This Ibanez Biz Moon - yup that's her name - is as incredibly rare as it is incredibly funny to watch. The Ibanez 1966 Biz Moon is an incredibly rare guitar that is prized by collectors. The Bizarre series "Biz Moon" is one of the rarest Ibanez guitars out from Japan....
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THE SACRED GUITAR FAIL VAULT

Museum of Misfits & Permanent Collection of Wrong… a.k.a the Guitar Fail archives!

Fuzz You All !!

Fuzz You All !!

Mar 4, 2014 |

Now this is a bad motherfuzzer !! Obviously, the Tourettes pedal is a fuzz pedal, how could it be otherwise ? In the video below, the Tourettes maker explains...

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Stratocaster Mutilation

Stratocaster Mutilation

Mar 1, 2014 |

It all probably started as "let's make a cool guitar design !"... ... But it didn't end up that well ! We can only guess that the owner of this poor mutilated...

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