GUITAR FAIL VAULT
Museum of Misfits & Permanent Collection of Wrong !
Amplify This: Guitars Meets Mad Max in a Backyard Symphony!
When guitars refuste to stay normal, they go wild! Hard to know what to expect from these guitars : Outdoor jam session or sci-fi sound experiment? Who knows!
Strumming on the Wild Side on a Guitar with a Predator’s Smile!
It’s not just a guitar face. This superstrat’s got a super snarl! That grin is like a warning that it’s ready to bite the chart-toppers!
Horn-y for Music: The Guitar that Stands Out… in More Ways Than One!
This guitar knows exactly what it’s doing, bringing both form and function into a design that’s a tad risqué, a lot cheeky, and 100% unforgettable.
The Telecaster That’s More Home Depot than Rock God
Picture this: a lonely piece of OSB lying in the corner of a garage, dreaming of grand stages. Then, one day, destiny calls in the form of a jigsaw!
This Guitar’s Backplate Could Survive an Alien Invasion
The backplate of this doublecut Les Paul guitar is so huge that it must double as a shield for medieval jousting on weekends.
A Fishy Four-Stringed Wonder: Slappin’ the Bass or Flappin’ the Fins?
Let’s not ignore the elephant in the room. The neck of the bass sticks out of the fish’s butt… No biggie but I had to shed light on that disturbing fact!
Tuning Up and Lighting Up: The Only Amp That Lets You Play and Puff
A Fender Bassman amp with a built-in cigar lighter. Smoke and strings, an upgrade that even Keith Richards never knew he needed.
Guitars of the Future, From a Galaxy Far, Far Away!
That’s when you dare to be different that creativity knows no bounds. Only then you can redefine guitar shapes and offer the world guitars like you’ve never seen before!
Extra Everything: The Overzealous Odyssey of a 1962 Precision Bass
It’s like someone gave it a makeover, but instead of turning into the belle of the ball, it ended up looking like it’d partied too hard at every 80’s concert.
The Ugly Vitar: Because Regular Guitars and Violins are Overrated?
What would happen if you jammed a guitar neck into a violin? It’s like a violin and a guitar swiped right on each other, and had a one-night stand.
Twist, Twang, and Tools: Gretsch’s Wrench-ful Surprise
Dude walks into the garage, sees a neglected wrench, and thinks, “This could add some twist to my twang!” And just like that, a star was born.
When Guitars Get Down and Dirty: The Tale of the Trapped Temptress
A woman, elegantly carved, seemingly stuck knee-deep in… well, let’s just go with “mud” for now, shall we? But we all know what it really looks like.