Does it have an onboard effect that throws in a few random “D’oh!”? That would be a nice Homer Simpson’s touch to infuse your music with laughter and joy.
Did they use a rusty handsaw found in the depths of a long-forgotten toolbox? Or perhaps just a pair of scissors? It’s a mystery that will remain unsolved.
In case you get hungry during the jam session ! No problem ! Take a break, scoop up some ice cream with your teaspoon vibrato arm, and satisfy your sweet tooth.
Why settle for a traditional vibrato when you can have a handy tool instead? Need to fix a leaky faucet? No problem, just reach for your guitar and get to work.
Go forth, fellow guitar enthusiasts, and may your guitar-playing adventures be as offbeat and delightfully peculiar as this Klingon sextoy guitar itself.
No guitars were harmed in the making of this blog post. However, a few confused musicians may have scratched their heads in bewilderment.