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Cement Shoes for Guitars !!

Cement Shoes for Guitars !!

First, I thought that this Les Paul guitar had made the mistake of working with the mafia! You know... It tried to double-cross them and ended up with concrete shoes at the bottom of a river ! But that's not the real story of this guitar ! Duh ! This is the work of...

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Singer’s Dream Stompbox

Singer’s Dream Stompbox

Fake ! It doesn't have the autotune thingy ! Imagine if this Singer's Dream stompbox was real... That would be too much power under the foot of a singer. No doubt that most singers out there would overuse their stompbox to turn down the guitar player, slow down the...

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What’s That Buzz ?

What’s That Buzz ?

If your guitar buzzes when not plugged in... Beware of the wasps ! A Melbourne man brought a guitar to Living Music that had been left in a shed for years and was making a buzzing sound when played. Upon inspection, it was discovered that the source of the buzzing was...

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Chewbacca Had Intercourse With a Guitar…

by | October 10, 2011 | Designs | 3 Comments

... And this is their love child !
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Who Wants To Play the Panjo ?

by | December 14, 2012 | Designs | 1 Comment

If it doesn't sound great, you can still fry some eggs and bacon in this frying pan banjo.
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All I Wanted Was a Volume Knob !

by | July 28, 2011 | Designs | 1 Comment

This confusing guitar is actually a 1976 Godwin Guitorgan vintage synth organ. The Godwin Guitorgan was developed by the Godwin Company in 1976. It was designed to emulate the sound of a traditional pipe organ, and featured a built-in guitar pickup that allowed...
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They Say Guitar Has a Feminine Body Shape…

by | April 24, 2012 | Designs | 13 Comments

Kozm guitars took it way too literally !! This guitar not only has a feminine body shape but it also has nipples, and a clit !! This guitar by Jeff Kosmoski aka Kozm Guitars is the SB-3. This is the first design he came up with using 3D CAD solid-modeling programs....
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This is not Donald “Duck” Dunn’s Signature Bass Guitar

by | August 10, 2011 | Designs | 0 Comments

Quack, quack, quack! You ain't never seen a bass like this before. Someone probably tried to channel the spirit of the legendary Donald "Duck" Dunn himself through this duck shaped bass. Just in case Donald Duck Dunn name doesn't ring a bell, here is a reminder :...
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This iPod Guitar Should Please Apple Fans

by | December 6, 2011 | Designs | 0 Comments

Recipe to make a promotional guitar : Take the item you want to promote Upscale the item to the size of a guitar body Build a guitar around the item-shaped body It doesn't work for every items but it works just fine for an iPod. This one was on sale on Ebay... I...
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You Can’t Tell the Female Form by Looking at the Butt

by | November 14, 2011 | Designs | 2 Comments

Spotted at Etsy... It is supposed to be a female form acoustic guitar. You know... They had to add details, because the curvaceous shape of a guitar is not reminiscent enough of a fantasized woman's hourglass figure, hahaha ! You can watch and hear the guitar on...
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Pizza Box Guitar… But Where is the Olive ?

by | August 3, 2011 | Designs | 1 Comment

Promotional guitars are not that rare. The Original Grandiosa Metal Guitar is a one-of-a-kind instrument though. Why shape it like a pizza box and not like a pizza ? It certainly is to make sure to turn heads. Once your eyes are on it, you can't escape from the huge...
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Looking For The Missing Pieces of This Telecaster !

by | January 28, 2014 | Designs | 0 Comments

Don't try to fit this puzzle shaped Telecaster into your collection of other guitars, it doesn't quite fit.
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The Illegitimate Child of an Explorer and a Flying V

by | December 15, 2012 | Designs | 1 Comment

The Heritage X Terminator is a piece of guitar history. According to Heritage, there were only maybe a couple dozen made or less... Still, that V pickguard in that position is enough to qualify this guitar as a fail !! The Heritage X Terminator guitar is a rare and...
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That V Couldn’t Fly…

That V Couldn’t Fly…

Feb 13, 2013 |

... So they've added an angel to carry it ? In case you were wondering, this is an ESP Angel Classic V ! Of course it is an ESP ! It was made by the ESP...

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The Ebow 3-String Bass

The Ebow 3-String Bass

Feb 8, 2013 |

So, is it a real or fake instrument from Jens Ritter Instruments ? Although it looks like a sci fi movie prop there is something intriguing about the 3 ebows...

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