Stratocaster Beyonce Signature ?

Damn ! BeyoncĂ© looks ugly on that guitar. To be honest I can’t even fathom the fact that it is supposed to be a portrait of BeyoncĂ©. Anyway it makes the guitar uglier !

Boat Oar 2-String Bass

Why settle for a boring old paddle when you can rock the waves, and lay down some sick grooves to make the fish dance ? Ebay is such a fun place ! I have to admit it… I kind of like this DIY diddley-bow-esque 2-string bass...

This Charvel Surfcaster Doesn’t Seem Quite Right…

At first I thought it was a photoshop reject but it turned out to be a discontinued model! I like the Charvel Surfcaster but with this Jackson headstock it is just awful! It’s like the guitar was designed by someone who couldn’t decide whether they wanted...