Boat Oar 2-String Bass

Why settle for a boring old paddle when you can rock the waves, and lay down some sick grooves to make the fish dance ? Ebay is such a fun place ! I have to admit it… I kind of like this DIY diddley-bow-esque 2-string bass !

This Charvel Surfcaster Doesn’t Seem Quite Right…

At first I thought it was a photoshop reject but it turned out to be a discontinued model! I like the Charvel Surfcaster but with this Jackson headstock it is just awful! It’s like the guitar was designed by someone who couldn’t decide whether they wanted...

Yet Another Dexter Style Mess

Now that’s some thick blood ! I think that a good bloody finish would be right between the guitar below and this blood spatter finish. But again, how should I know that a blood spatter finish is more realistic than the other ?

No Shape Telecaster

How to make a travel Telecaster guitar in 4 easy steps ? Take a Telecaster Take a jigsaw Cut-off the upper body part Cut-off the lower body part Here you go ! You have your easy-to-carry stick shaped Telecaster !

Holy Strat !

This Stratocaster is obviously a reference to the biblical Golgotha. But all this bling makes it look more like a Goldgotha ! Let’s not talk about the hill itself that looks like a pile of… Yes, let’s not talk about this !