A funny story… Tom Hamilton of Aerosmith couldn’t give guitar picks souvenirs to his fans because he doesn’t use any! So, instead he gave his fans the finger… Well, a rubber finger with a ring labeled Aerosmith/Tom Hamilton....
Everybody loves a nerdy guitar joke ,right ? So, what is the difference between a rock guitarist and jazz guitarist ? A rock guitarist plays 3 chords in front of 3 000 people. A jazz guitarist plays 3 000 chords in front of 3 people ! Ba Dum Tss
Who needs all those pesky frets and strings anyway? Less is more ! Anyway, one-string fretless bass… Didn’t they use to call that a diddley bow, more or less? Source: Guitarz