Why settle for just playing breakfast songs when you can have breakfast on your guitar? Imagine a world where every guitar comes with a side of bacon and eggs. Yummy ! I bet this one smells delicious. Too bad you can’t cook with it.
One thing though, do you have to play that guitar with a fork and knife ?
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