Ladies and gentlemen, hold on to your hats because this Bull guitar ain’t your ordinary guitar, my friends. No, sir. This solid chunk of wood and horns is a beastly creation from Rick Kelly at Carmine Street Guitars. It’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about guitars.

Imagine a guitar that’s not just made of wood but also adorned with real bull horns. Yes, you heard that right. Rick Kelly took it upon himself to fuse the world of music and ranching, crafting a guitar that’s a bold statement, my friends. Who needs fancy inlays or delicate designs when you can have the raw power of horns sprouting from your instrument?

And let’s not forget about that neck. This thing is thick, my friends. I’m talking one inch at the first fret. You won’t find any dainty, slim necks here. Oh no, this is a neck that commands respect. It’s like gripping a tree trunk, a constant reminder that you’re wielding a guitar of epic proportions.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. With all that wood and those majestic horns, this guitar must weigh a ton, right? Well, not quite. It’s a “modest” 10.5 pounds, a manageable weight considering the sheer presence of this instrument. Just be prepared for a workout if you plan on rocking out all night long. But hey, you’ll have arms like Schwarzenegger in no time.

The Bull guitar is supposed to be a playable work of art. I have my doubts but who knows ? Maybe this guitar is like a bucking bull that knows exactly when to cooperate and when to put up a fight so you won’t have to wrestle with this beast to produce some sweet sounds ?

Anyway, it looks like a marriage of wood, horns, and musical mayhem that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about guitars.

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