When Music Meets the Final Frontier: The Unsettlingly Klingon-Sextoy Guitar
Go forth, fellow guitar enthusiasts, and may your guitar-playing adventures be as offbeat and delightfully peculiar as this Klingon sextoy guitar itself.
This Bass is Armed and Dangerous. Set Phasers to Jam!
A bass is for the Trekkies with a body shaped like a Klingon Bird of Prey, and a headstock shaped like the Enterprise.
Warning : Don’t wear that red shirt to play this bass or it’ll vaporize you !
You Don’t Wanna Mess With These Guys…
No you don’t ! I wouldn’t want to mess with them, they look like they can chop down a tree or a foe with equal ease. Looks like they’re ready to rock the stage, and possibly conquer a planet or two. I’m pretty sure they’re in the wrong...
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