GUITAR FAIL VAULT
Museum of Misfits & Permanent Collection of Wrong !
Kock Centaur Pedal
The Kock pedal: because you can't afford the real Klon Centaur, but you can still pretend you're playing through a piece of gear that's not a cheap clone. Who...
Is it a Stratocaster from Outer Space ?
Is it some weird spaceship ? Is it a Stratocaster from outer space ? It looks like a Stratocaster went on a UFO ride and came back with some extra-terrestrial...
What Doorbell ? What we Need is More Cowbell !
Honestly, the world needs more cowbell, and less doorbell. But hey, that's just me ! Too bad Boss themselves didn't came out with this DB-2 Doorbell thing....
Beauty in Imperfection ?
Who needs precision when you have a guitar that's close enough? Looks like the guitar maker ran out of supplies and just said 'Meh ! That's good enough!' The...
An Ode to Creativity or Fertility ?
I heard that this guitar is really fertile. It's got plenty of seeds for making sweet music. I guess the giant sperm on the guitar represent the creative...
Humbuckers Madness
6 guitars and 24 humbuckers, I'm pretty sure you'll never run out of sound options with that much firepower. I bet if you played all 6 at once, it would...
Trump-Carved Guitar Making Strings Great Again?
It's not a guitar, it's a covfefe ! Given the reptilian skin they gave it, it's not sure if that's a poorly executed taxidermy project of Donald Trump, or an...
Yummy Full Breakfast Guitar
Why settle for just playing breakfast songs when you can have breakfast on your guitar? Imagine a world where every guitar comes with a side of bacon and...
Beneath The Dirt, A Wonderful Teisco Excetro Bass?
RED ALERT ** Hazmat suit required to touch that bass ! ** You can't get any relic than that. Pretty sure that under the mold and dirt, there is a nice bass...
Only a Patrick Flying Starfish is Good Enough
This is so wrong in so many ways that it escapes the realm of the guitar fail. The SpongeBob SquarePants' Patrick Starfish guitar is one of those rare guitars...
Dentist Guitar from a Horror Movie
Biting tone is stored in the teeth so they've inlayed teeth in the fretboard, that's the idea ? It's a very bad idea ! This guitar has some serious serial...
ESPerm Guitar
I would be afraid to see baby riffs coming out of this insemination guitar ! Not sure if this guitar is meant to be played or used as a biology lesson. Custom...