I was handed this guitar when my band at the time FOC was given a sponsorship by Budweiser, supporting our US tours.

It was a great sponsorship. They gave us $$, strings, pics and all the beer we could drink. And NO, it did not have to be Bud Dry, as that beer would guarantee Montezuma’s Revenge within an hour. The only thing we had to do was display a sign that made us look like we were playing at a salad bar. And have this monstrosity on stage. It was mostly unplayable, as the intonation was just.. off. No fixing it.

I later created another fail when I clipped up all the best parts of my nudie mags and decoupaged it; the Pr0n Axe! I had clipped enough to do a full rhythm section before I came to my senses and grew the fuck up!

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