Driving Slow and Strumming Hard : The Cadillac Guitar Experience ?
Playing this guitar is like driving a classic car. It’s slow, cumbersome, and hard to handle. The only difference is that, at least, the Caddy looks good.
The Sweeney Todd Mod Telecaster
This tele-disaster of a Telecaster is guaranteed to turn heads and possibly induce nightmares.
Guitar’s Identity Crisis : A Quick Look at the Explorer with Crazy Pickup Combos
An Explorer with two crazy pickup combos i.e. a P90 pickup and a Precision bass pickup. Ain’t that wild?
The Most Annoying Christmas Gift ? A Guitar Shaped Like Santa Claus !
A guitar shaped like Santa and a built-in speaker. Let’s hope it doesn’t have a “ho ho ho” button to put that speaker to use !
This Bass is Armed and Dangerous. Set Phasers to Jam!
A bass is for the Trekkies with a body shaped like a Klingon Bird of Prey, and a headstock shaped like the Enterprise.
Warning : Don’t wear that red shirt to play this bass or it’ll vaporize you !
Guitar Fail Merch
