PT-Shred-D (A Condition Not Covered by Your Tone Insurance.)
PT-Shred-D: when guitiredness meets reckless shredding. Symptoms, causes, and ways to stop your fingers from launching unsolicited sweep attacks.
Brace Your Neck: The Metal Guitarist Stance Explained
Headbanging is just the start. Discover the disciplined stance of the metal guitarist: Mayhem outside, control inside.
Jazz Explained (Approximately) by Guitar Fail Math 101
Jazz = Improvisation / (Structure – Boundaries). A perfect equation that finally explains jazz… and why nobody knows where “one” is.
The Three-Point Anchoring System of Classical Guitar Immobility
Lesson 2 of Guitarist Postures & Motions: the Classical stance. Anchoring, tension, and the eternal battle between precision and panic.
Country Music Explained (Badly) by Guitar Fail Math 101
Lesson Two of Guitar Fail Math 101: the Country Equation. Trucks, heartbreak, Telecasters, steel guitars… and Ulysses discovering twang.
How to Stand Like a Punk Rock Guitarist (Science Says So)
Master the art of punk rock guitar stances: downstrokes, headbanging, low-slung guitars, and a high risk of chaos (and injury). Class dismissed!
Guitar Fail Lexicon: Guitired (And Proud of It?)
Guitired: when you scroll through guitar memes and tutorials instead of practicing. A real guitarist condition, now officially defined.
Guitar Fail Geometry 101: The Perfect Rocking Angles
Welcome to Guitar Fail Geometry 101! Discover why the right angles aren’t just for math class… They’re the key to rocking out without falling flat.
Guitar Fail Math 101: The Blues Equation
Class is in session! Guitar Fail Math 101 kicks off with the Blues formula: guitar, life, booze³, all packed into 12 bars of chaos.
The Plankcaster: a Modernist Sculpture With String Tension Issues
It’s got strings, a bridge, and something that might have been a body in a past life. Maybe it’s an IKEA concept model gone wrong, maybe?
The “Wasp” Viking Relic You Didn’t Know You Needed
Possibly the weirdest thing to ever pop up on Reverb. Is it worth every cent? Absolutely! If you’re planning to lead a Viking band into glorious R’n’R conquest.
Jackson Kaiju Guitar: The Beast That Might Just Eat You
Sharp teeth? Check. Nose-horn that looks like it could pierce through your amplifier? Double-check. The Jackson Kaiju Custom is terrifying!