They Say Guitar Has a Feminine Body Shape…

Kozm guitars took it way too literally !! This guitar not only has a feminine body shape but it also has nipples, and a clit !! Oh, and quite a nice butt too !!

"They Say Guitar Has a Feminine Body Shape...", 5 out of 5 based on 1 ratings.

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  1. i’m offended as a woman, but mostly i’m just offended because that thing is so fucking ugly!

  2. Wow, can’t wait to play with the knobs and pick-up selector.

  3. So what does the headstock look like? And where do you plug in?

  4. Disgusting. I’m a dude and you couldn’t pay me enough to take this heinous POS on stage. Have some respect for your audience eh …

  5. The oddly misshapen breasts are enough to qualify this for a “fail.”

  6. I like the overall shape. In fact, I really wish there was an EXACT copy of this shape, but without the tacky sexualized bullshit.

    It would be the only shape I own for both guitar AND bass. Perfect symmetry, nice double cut, non overbearing ‘arms’s or ‘horns’ {don’t know the technical term}, a nice curvature with a round rather than flat bottom, and not too wide of a ‘bell’.

    All in all, the perfect overall balanced shape.

    But tits, ass, and pussy? Save that for the groupies, not the guitars….

    *disclaimer: Groupies are gross, too, so it’s not much of an improvement.

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