What a mess. If destroying stuff is something of an art, then this nonsensical reassembled ES-335 guitar is a masterpiece that should be perfect for playing scales… of chaos.
Too bad it’s so poorly strung. How could it be otherwise with tuning pegs scattered all over the place ?
I can only imagine the beautiful melodies it would create, because who needs tuning when you have artistic expression? I bet it would sound like a beautiful symphony of chaos. I heard this is the latest trend in experimental music.
The neck of this guitar art is like a musical obstacle course, but instead of winning a prize at the end, you just end up with sore fingers and a headache.
But hey, who needs to actually play music when you can just look at the guitar and appreciate it as a work of art? It’s like a Picasso painting, except instead of abstract shapes and colors, it’s a jumbled mess of guitar parts.
But hey, it’s like Jerry Garcia once said, “You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best. You want to be considered the only ones who do what you do.” And this guitar art definitely fits the bill.