Deep down we all know that someday, somehow guitar players will be involved in the apocalypse.
But don’t worry, it’s not all bad news. You see, when the world is ending, and the zombies are at your doorstep, who do you want in your corner? A guy with a shotgun, or a guy with a guitar? I think the choice is clear.
As the apocalypse rages on, the guitarist stands tall, strumming his electric guitar blasting raging tones with a grin on his face.
“This is it ! The end of the world and I’m playing the sickest solo of my life.”
But as he reaches for his overdrive pedal, he realizes it’s been replaced with something new : a fuzz, the Doomsday Machine.
With a flick of the switch, the zombies are instantly vaporized. The guitarist looks on in awe as he realizes the true power of his new pedal.
So, deep down we all know that someday, somehow guitarists will be involved in the apocalypse. Now we know which fuzz they’ll use: the Doomsday Machine!