Now That’s a Heavy Relic’d Guitar !

Now That’s a Heavy Relic’d Guitar !

The way I see it : He shot the guitar or burned it with cigarettes for being out of tune ! If his friends ask how he got that relic look, they won’t believe that he “aged it naturally, like a fine wine.”
You Don’t Wanna Mess With These Guys…

You Don’t Wanna Mess With These Guys…

No you don’t ! I wouldn’t want to mess with them, they look like they can chop down a tree or a foe with equal ease. Looks like they’re ready to rock the stage, and possibly conquer a planet or two. I’m pretty sure they’re in the wrong...