Only a Centaur Guitar Teacher Can Unleash your Inner Rock God

by Guitar Fail | Nov 2, 2011 | Classifieds & Ads | 6 comments

While a centaur teacher could be cool, I wouldn’t hire a werewolf for my guitar lessons… They shred too hard!

The part I like the best about this ad is the “In your home” part… Nay, mate! I don’t think you’ll fit in the elevator!

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6 Comments

AiXeLsyD13 on November 2, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Can he promise not to poop in my living room?
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- Guitar Fail on November 3, 2011 at 2:02 pm
  
  Don’t know if he does but he sure should include it in his T.O.S. 🙂
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agatzebluz on November 2, 2011 at 6:14 pm

N’empêche, les étiquette avec son N° sont bien parties !!!
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- AiXeLsyD13 on November 2, 2011 at 6:19 pm
  
  Google Translate gave me this…
  
  “Nevertheless, the label with his No. parts are!”
  
  …but I still have no idea what you’re saying.
  
  Perhaps that you’d have put the pin so it was jutting out like it was his junk?
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  - agatzebluz on November 2, 2011 at 7:09 pm
    
    I meant :
    
    All the labels with his telephone number are gone … So the centaur thing must attract some.
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    - AiXeLsyD13 on November 2, 2011 at 7:21 pm
      
      My question still stands:
      
      Peut-il promettre de ne pas de merde dans mon salon?
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