The Kock pedal: because you can’t afford the real Klon Centaur, but you can still pretend you’re playing through a piece of gear that’s not a cheap clone. Who needs the real thing when you can have a clone, right ? It’s not like Rule 34 applies to guitar pedals.
Actually, It does !
At least it has a girth control knob. Because who doesn’t want to adjust the girth of their tone?