You know the drill. You spot the guitar. Not just another guitar. The perfect guitar.
Your heart says yes. Your bank account says: Absolutely not. Repeatedly.
Which is where the (entirely imaginary) GuitarFailCard™ comes in.
Designed specifically for guitarists suffering from chronic G.A.S. (Gear Acquisition Syndrome), the GuitarFailCard™ offers absolutely no additional purchasing power whatsoever.
But it does make financial rejection look slightly more official. Because some things in life are priceless.
That guitar you absolutely, definitely, unquestionably need?
Apparently not.
Side note from the archives
This one originally lived on Guitar Fail’s social feeds before being rescued from the depths of the Instagrams and assorted algorithmic abysses.
Another home-grown Guitar Fail creation finally entering the Shenanigans collection.
