That Neck Pickup Must Sound Saucy !

I heard the Fancy Ketchup pickups give your guitar a taste of the high life… literally. I mean, who wouldn’t want their solos to taste like a fancy steak dinner from a fancy French restaurant ? Just don’t get it confused with the McDonald’s...

This is NOT a Guitar !

Ok ! The simple fact that a quadriplegic man can move his fingers to use a video game controller is awesome news ! But still… This is NOT a guitar, dammit !