Metal Explained (Violently)
Angst + distortion + double bass pedal = Metal. Add a pointy guitar and excessive velocity… the equation checks out.
Guitar = Happiness. That’s It.
Give a man a guitar, and he’ll be happy for a day. No wisdom, philosophy or further explanation required. More guitars, however, may be necessary.
Harm the Omelets™ : Tom Moreggo’s New Guitar Day
A Fender signature guitar, a misread slogan and some hippos mysteriously turning into fried eggs. Meet Harm the Omelets™.
GuitarFailCard : For Everything Your Bank Account Won’t Let You Buy
For everything your heart says yes to and your bank account very firmly doesn’t. Meet the GuitarFailCard™.
Self-Sustaining Angry Pedalboard
When your pedalboard has more anger issues than you do, feedback takes on a whole new meaning.
Guitar Fail Merch
