Poor dude… His mommy doesn’t like guitar at all ! May I ask what way your life is contributing to society as you sit here day after day after day ? What a harsh question, kind of relevant but...
Mmmmh… Something is missing in this pedalboard. Yeah, that’s it : a Bass Crusher ! Then it will be the ultimate pedalboard for any guitarist out there ! The ultimate guitar rig : Big Ego Booster Talent Simulator Babe Attractor Fake Applause Drummer...
Nothing says “rockstar” quite like having a stash of condoms tucked away in your guitar, right between your pickups. Instant seduction at your fingertips.
