Is it a Stratocaster from Outer Space ?

Is it some weird spaceship ? Is it a Stratocaster from outer space ? It looks like a Stratocaster went on a UFO ride and came back with some extra-terrestrial flair. The aliens must have been rockin’ out to some Jimi Hendrix before they landed on Earth. No...

Beauty in Imperfection ?

Who needs precision when you have a guitar that’s close enough? Looks like the guitar maker ran out of supplies and just said ‘Meh ! That’s good enough!’ The transparent pickguard that showcases the inner workings of the guitar is a good idea....

An Ode to Creativity or Fertility ?

I heard that this guitar is really fertile. It’s got plenty of seeds for making sweet music. I guess the giant sperm on the guitar represent the creative juices flowing into it. Or maybe it’s just a reminder of where good ideas go to die. But, you know...

Humbuckers Madness

6 guitars and 24 humbuckers, I’m pretty sure you’ll never run out of sound options with that much firepower. I bet if you played all 6 at once, it would create a sonic boom that could bring down buildings. That must be one loud family –...

Trump-Carved Guitar Making Strings Great Again?

It’s not a guitar, it’s a covfefe ! Given the reptilian skin they gave it, it’s not sure if that’s a poorly executed taxidermy project of Donald Trump, or an attempt to subtly disclose the real nature of Donald Trump. Who knows ? At least...