They say music soothes the soul, but let’s face it, sometimes life calls for something a little louder, and never mind the eardrums.

Pro tip: If your playing doesn’t mesmerize them, at least make sure it’s memorable.

Sure, the volume knob works both ways. Technically. But when life gets loud, turning down feels suspiciously like surrender.

So crank it up to 11. Drown out your problems. Annoy the neighbors. Call it therapy if anyone asks.

Just make sure you’re the one holding the guitar.

Side note: This Eternal Truth was originally proclaimed on Instagram on February 26, 2024.