Now that Guitar Fail has its very own math class* (don’t worry, the next equation is coming soon), it’s only fair that we also lean into geometry, right?
Welcome to your very first Guitar Fail Geometry 101 lesson.
This is the only geometry class you’ll ever need… and trust me, you need it!
Perfect Rocking Angles vs Perfect Boring Angles
Mastering the fine art of guitar geometry is vital. Here’s why:
- Because angles can make or break your rock star image.
- Because injuries happen so fast!
To be fair, injuries could happen while you practice the perfect rocking angles. Consider yourself warned! - Because why play straight when you can shred diagonally?
- Because standing at a right angle to your amp doesn’t guarantee the right tone.
Don’t take my word for it, just try! - Because triangles, power chords, and stage dives all share the same sacred geometry.
So, from now on: forget boring angles. Keep yourself, and your audience entertained. It’s all about finding the right stance to shred with style!
Which angles are you practicing today?
Rock on, and keep those angles sharp!
* In case you missed it, check the first “Guitar Fail Math 101 : The Blues Equation” lesson !
