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Telecaster or Telesnake? The Rattlesnake Guitar That Bites Back Anyway !

Move over, standard Telecasters because who needs a regular run-of-the-mill Telecaster when you can have one that looks like it’s ready to strike at any moment?

Guitar Battle Royale: Maxine’s Hamer Superstrat vs. the Face-Shaped Guitar

Are you ready for the ultimate showdown between two guitars, an epic guitar battle between two of the craziest instruments out there?

The Flying V That Couldn’t Decide What It Wanted To Be

The Pacmancaster, the guitar that has a whole bunch of shapes depending on who’s looking at it. It’s like a walking Rorschach test of guitar design.

Chainsaw Guitar to Slice some Bloody Riffs

by Guitar Fail | January 23, 2012 | Designs | 0 Comments

I'm hesitating... Fail ? Win ? Epic Win ? You decide !

Get Your Kicks on Route 66 Guitar

by Guitar Fail | April 2, 2013 | Designs | 1 Comment

Don't you think a Route 69 guitar would be more ergonomic and enjoyable ?

Gelvin Road Kill Guitar

by Guitar Fail | April 16, 2014 | Designs | 3 Comments

Now that's a quite disturbing design ! I like the eyeballs volume and tone control knobs but I would be afraid to use them... They look too squishy for my tastes. Well, the whole guitar looks kind of squishy anyway. Perfect axe for a horror metal band. As a matter of...

Yet Another Toilet Seat Guitar

by Guitar Fail | June 5, 2013 | Designs | 1 Comment

Have you ever wondered what's the motivation to build a toilet seat guitar ? Once upon a time, there was a man named Bob who had a passion for music and a love for all things toilet-related. One day, while sitting on the throne, inspiration struck him like a...

The Zhitomir Guitar: A Soviet Masterpiece or a Deadly Weapon?

by Guitar Fail | May 1, 2023 | Designs | 0 Comments

The Zh guitar is not for the faint of heart. It’s like the devil’s own instrument. And from what we’ve heard, it’s like Satan himself is playing a giant bucket.

A Woman, a Skull, and a Foot Carved on a Guitar

by Guitar Fail | December 7, 2011 | Designs | 1 Comment

I can see a nipplectomized woman, a skull, a foot shaped headstock... The lower part of the guitar looks like a blade... Again, there is not much information about this guitar but welcome to the magic of ebay anyway !

Who Wants Pepperoni With Their Guitar ?

by Guitar Fail | January 10, 2013 | Designs | 0 Comments

Pizza seems to be an endless inspiration for guitar makers... Remember the ESPizza or the Grandiosa pizza guitar? I guess that's the perfect match for those of you searching for that crusty tone ! Obviously, it was a promotional item for Pizza Hut. Only three of these...

Dracula’s Guitar ?

by Guitar Fail | May 17, 2013 | Designs | 1 Comment

Skull guitars are always kind of funny. This one is even funnier with the pointy vampire teeth ! I guess it's perfect for that Goth-rock band you're in. Skulls and Bones ? The Tombstone Troubadours ? The Vampire Vibes ? Can't wait to see the drum set shaped like a...

Is This Some Sort of Modern Art ?

by Guitar Fail | December 21, 2015 | Designs | 0 Comments

Go home guitar, you're drunk ! This Stratocaster is probably made for guitarists who like to be different...and confused. Unless it is a very confusing variation for left-handed guitar players. Anyway, it seems a little bit challenging !

Strato-can-ster

by Guitar Fail | January 19, 2012 | Designs | 0 Comments

A 20-Litre Land Rover jerrycan makes a very nice and big cigar box guitar... or should I say gas can guitar ? And if you want it to be amazing, just go for a Strat pickguard loaded with HSS pickups ! Fill the can with gas... Light a match... Hell no ! Don't be crazy,...

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Pizza Hero… The Worst Gig Ever for a Guitarist?

He looks like he's enjoying this gig so much ! Looks like this guy's finally living his dream of being a guitar god, even if it's just a Little Caesars sign. But hey, who needs a band and a real guitar when you've got a Hot 'n' Ready cardboard axe and the power of...

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The Sweeney Todd Mod Telecaster

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An Explorer with two crazy pickup combos i.e. a P90 pickup and a Precision bass pickup. Ain’t that wild?

The Most Annoying Christmas Gift ? A Guitar Shaped Like Santa Claus !

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A guitar shaped like Santa and a built-in speaker. Let’s hope it doesn’t have a “ho ho ho” button to put that speaker to use !

This Bass is Armed and Dangerous. Set Phasers to Jam!

Mar 13, 2023 | Designs

A bass is for the Trekkies with a body shaped like a Klingon Bird of Prey, and a headstock shaped like the Enterprise.

Warning : Don’t wear that red shirt to play this bass or it’ll vaporize you !

Guitar or Sea Monster? The Confusing Creation That Nobody Wants to Talk About!

Mar 10, 2023 | Designs

When I first saw this guitar, it made think of a sea creature. It's like the designer said, "You know what would be great? If we combined a fish, or some sort...

The Battle-Scarred Telecaster: A Guitar with a Story to Tell

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Well, it looks like this Telecaster has had a rough life. Like it must have gotten into a fight with a chainsaw and lost. I guess it's not just a guitar...