- The Golden Turdocaster Original Custom Polished is the guitar you need to play your crappy riffs !
- Oh I see. But most guitars can play crappy riffs ?
- Exactly. But this one has an auto-flush tremolo.
- It looks like a regular tremolo to me.
- Yeah. But these don’t send your solos down the poop-chute !
- This one does ?
- Yeah ! This one does.
